Useful things you can do with a yoghurt pot #126

• GENTLY PEEL OFF LID PREFERABLY WITH FINGERS

• EXTRACT A SPOON OR SIMILAR SCOOPING UTENSIL FROM CUTLERY DRAWER (IN TIMES OF DESPARATION YOU MAY FIND THE USE OF A HEDGEHOG EAR QUITE SATISFACTORY.)

• USE SCOOPING UTENSIL TO REMOVE YOGHURT FROM POT AND BRING TO YOUR MOUTH

• BEFORE MAKING CONTACT WITH THE MOUTH, BE SURE TO OPEN IT. PERHAPS THE FIRST FEW TIMES WHEN MASTERING THE COMPLICATED TECHNIQUE WEARING A BIB MIGHT BE HELPFUL

• BE WARY OF AMOUNT OF YOGHURT ON SPOON, TOO MUCH MAY RESULT IN DROWNING, TOO LITTLE, AND YOU ARE IN FOR A DISAPPOINTING YOGHURT EXPERIENCE

• FOR FURTHER SAFETY PRECAUTIONS A GOOD IDEA WOULD BE TO WEAR ARMBANDS

• DO NOT EAT THE SPOON

• BE SURE TO RECYCLE YOGHURT POT AFTER YOU HAVE COMPLETED ALL THE ABOVE STEPS OR THE WORLD WILL END AND NO AMOUNT OF ARMBANDS WILL SAVE US