Some of these have been 'borrowed' from the interweb, but I will give them back.. Honest....
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
The structure of the wall was incorrect,
So he won a grand from Claims Direct.
It's raining, it's pouring,
Oh bugger it's global warming.
There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good she was very, very good,
But when she was bad she had to sit on the naughty step for three minutes.
Ding dong bell, pussy's in the bin,
Who put her in?
That lady Mary Bale,
How do we know?
It was caught on CCTV,
What a stupid woman was that,
If you want to kill a cat,
Make sure you aren't being filmed.
Duh.
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